The Industrial Revolution, to me, is just like a story I know.called The Puppy Who Lost His Way. Billy is special, just like each and every one of you.ĭiscuss, citing specific examples. Billy is going to be sharing our fun and learning for the next two weeks. OK, so let's all open up our Reading is Fun books to page 69. We're gonna start today by reading a short story entitled 'My Sister ***'. Don't you dare run away! Come here, Mr Penguin! I'm one of the good guys, penguin. (squawks ) It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here. Call the zoo! All the people at the zoo are very nice, penguin. Carl, has anybody been able to find out anything about this Max guy? He's vanished. Scotty likes beans, don't you, Scotty?įirst this psycho goes on TV, lies, then retracts it. Well, all right! (bell rings ) (children shrieking ) Hey, mister, guess what I had for breakfast. (phone rings ) Hello? Is this Danny McGrath? Nudie-magazine day! Nudie-magazine day! (squawking ) Holy jeez! Lookee what we got here.īill, I think Eric is up to something. Well, what can I say? I know most of you are sayin' 'Hey, any idiot could do that.' ' Well, it was tough for me, so back off! Sorry about that. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Well, listen, don't you think you better go to bed? Big day tomorrow.Ī little confused, kinda sweaty.a little hungry.but all in all I'm OK. That you were an honours student? How could I hand over to someone who couldn't get through school on his own? I don't know. Hey, Billy, who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson? Old man Clemens hates shit! Here he comes!Ī little confused, kinda sweaty.a little hungry.but all in all I'm OK. There's Juanita, and some maids and butlers and stuff. Is it just you and your dad in here? Well, actually, no. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out. The only reason he passed was that he offered me a bribe of $5,000. During that time Mr Madison was disruptive. Recently a young man named Billy Madison was enrolled there. My name is Max Anderson.and I am the principal at the Polly Fector Elementary School. Miss Vaughn! - Somebody stole all our lunches. I don't want to annoy another teacher, Miss Vaughn.
Next week you're gonna have another teacher to annoy. How his 27-year-old millionaire son cheated his way through school.ĭon't worry about it. That is funny! Next.: the shocking story of power and corruption involving a hotel tycoon. (~ 'Telephone Line' by Electric Light Orchestra ) Speak for yourself, moron. Man, why did I have so many drinks? I can't remember. B e d r o o m - m e d i u m c l o s e - m a l e f o r m - l a t e a f t e r n o o n 1. Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.Spanglish by james l. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution. And nobody, especially the little boy - "society" - knew where to find 'em. In that, they were both lost in the woods. So, you see, the puppy was like industry. The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting. Madison, the Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever.